The Twits

The Twits

By Roald Dahl

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"If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until it looks so ugly you can hardly bear to look at it."

How do you outwit a Twit? Mr. and Mrs. Twit are the smelliest, ugliest people in the world. They hate everything -- except playing mean jokes on each other, catching innocent birds to put in their Bird Pies, and making their caged monkeys, the Muggle-Wumps, stand on their heads all day. But the Muggle-Wumps have had enough. They don't just want out, they want revenge.

Performed by Simon Callow
Publisher: Puffin Books
ISBN-13: 9780425290095
ISBN-10: 0425290093
Published on 9/5/2017
Binding: Hardcover
Number of pages: 112

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Juana.Gr 9 years Book review The Twits is about two old and ugly people that live in a dark house.They were called: Mr and Mrs Twit. Mr Twits beard was full of pieces of food and, he never ever cleaned it in his LIFE! They were SO so so silly that they had a Rolly Polly bird for a pet. Do you know if they have another pet? Witch one? I like this book because is fun and It is for childres of 8-9 and 10 years like the ugly people.My favorite part was when Mr Twit put a frog on Mrs Twit´s bed.They do horrible tricks to each other.The illustration is in black and white, but they are great. I recommend you this book because it is short for the ones that like to read a little bit and it is funny because Mr Twit and Mrs Twit always fight and how they fight is very funny. This is the book for you !!!

This story is about the Twits who are two ugly people that make jokes on each other.The Twits are very funny and disgusting.Do you want to know more about the tricks the Twits play? You have to read this book! I enjoyed this book because it is very funny.and teaches you a lesson.If you have good thoughts you will never be ugly. If you think that not taking a bath is disgusting, you haven't seen Mr Twit that never ever has a bath. The funniest moment in the book was when Mrs Twit put her eye glass in the beer of Mr Twit, I recommend this book for all the people in the world that like adventures because it's full of it. It is highly for people of any age. i love this book and i hope you to

This story is about the Twits who are two nasty cruel people. They play tricks on each other and they hit their monkeys.The action takes place in the Twits’ house and garden. What do you think the monkeys are going to do to the Twits?What do you think the Twits are going to do to the monkeys?What do you think the Twits are going to do to the pigeons? I liked the part where the pigeons get stuck on the tree because then Mr Twit eats the pigeons ,but my favorite part was when four boys ran away from Mr Twit naked. I really liked it because I thought it was funny and cool. I recommend this book to anyone who likes tricks because in this book they play tricks on each other . I think you should read it because it is funny but in some parts you feel sorry for people.Its also very exciting. The kids who read this book should be 8+ .

This story is about the Twits who are two nasty cruel people. They play tricks on each other and they hit their monkeys.The action takes place in the Twits’ house and garden. What do you think the monkeys are going to do to the Twits?What do you think the Twits are going to do to the monkeys?What do you think the Twits are going to do to the pigeons? I liked the part where the pigeons get stuck on the tree because then Mr Twit eats the pigeons ,but my favorite part was when four boys ran away from Mr Twit naked. I really liked it because I thought it was funny and cool. I recommend this book to anyone who likes tricks because in this book they play tricks on each other . I think you should read it because it is funny but in some parts you feel sorry for people.Its also very exciting. The kids who read this book should be 8+ .

The Twits Author Roald dahl Reviewed by Brendan R Age 9 This story is about the Twits who are two nasty cruel people. They play tricks on each other and they hit their monkeys.The action takes place in the Twits’ house and garden. What do you think the monkeys are going to do to the Twits?What do you think the Twits are going to do to the monkeys?What do you think the Twits are going to do to the pigeons? I liked the part where the pigeons get stuck on the tree because then Mr Twit eats the pigeons ,but my favorite part was when four boys ran away from Mr Twit naked. I really liked it because I thought it was funny and cool. I recommend this book to anyone who likes tricks because in this book they play tricks on each other . I think you should read it because it is funny but in some parts you feel sorry for people.Its also very exciting. The kids who read this book should be 8+ .

This story is about two people called Mr. and Mrs.Twit. They are the most horrible people in the world. They play tricks on each other like putting worms in the spaghetti. They keep monkeys in the back yard and they make them stand upside down for hours . It is time for the monkeys to get their revenge. Will the monkeys get their revenge? My favorite part of the story is when Mrs.Twit went flying with many balloons because it is very funny.What I like most about the book were the characters because they are very funny. If you like funny books, this book is right for you as you are going to enjoy it .This book is for children between 8-11.

A funny and weird book! So weird, that I kinda was really surprised how weird books can be.This was my first Roald Dahl book and I loved it!

because i like it and ronald dahl is a great author

A funny and weird book! So weird, that I kinda was really surprised how weird books can be.This was my first Roald Dahl book and I loved it!

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